About ninety seconds from here to a table. Here is every one of them.
Where, roughly when, and how many places you want dealt. The number is yours - ask for four, ask for a dozen. Nothing here is a form about your preferences; it is the shape of the evening.
Dealt off the deck in front of everybody. You do not see them yet, and neither does anyone else.
No app to install, no account to make, nothing to fill in. They tap it in the group chat and they are standing at the table with you, in the browser they already had open.
Anyone can turn one, and everybody watches it land at the same moment on their own phone. The ones already turned stay turned - they sit there on the table for the rest of the night.
Turn one. Turn five. Turn all nine.
Whoever started the night keeps one of the open cards, and that is the night.
If something falls through later, anyone can quietly ask for a different one.
Nothing here is out of five.
We point you at the people who write them properly, and we credit them.
Nobody can pay to be in your deck.
You asked for nine. You get nine.